Serious Matchmaking Inc. Presents "Flirting with Fennel"

Serious Matchmaking Inc. Presents Flirting with Fennel


Doing what I do best, no not matchmaking, my second passion- shopping! Although not for me this time!   I was food shopping for  all of my guests for the biggest matchmaking weekend of the summer-
July 4th! in the Hamptons of course!

 

Walking around minding my own business, or not! I overheard a woman speaking to her husband about “fennel”.

 

Hmm....fennel!? I love fennel! I thought.

 

So of course, I ask the husband, “Which is fennel? What do you do with it?  Which part do you eat?” Do you have to peel it?”

 

Haha- can you tell I’ve never cooked fennel before!

 

Out of left field – I hear: “Frank, you have to charge her for all of this information- no freebies,” said this BEYOND handsome man standing 3 feet away, (wearing a Princeton t-shirt I might add).

 

“Just because you went to Princeton , doesn’t mean you’re so smart!” I said jokingly.

 

“Haha, No, worse! I didn’t go to Princeton , I paid for someone to go,” he responded.

 

“Oh yeah, son or daughter?” I questioned him.

 

“My son,” he responded.

 

“Oh?? What does he do,let me guess... a banker of course at  Goldman Sachs?”

 

“No, he’s a diplomat! He’s forty, never married and lives in the city now,” he said,

 

Never married?” I asked.(of course this was music to my ears) 

“Maybe he isn’t interested in women.”(OK thats something my RADAR didn't even think of !!)  He recently has a partner! He’s a great guy… Well, what about me? I’m single!

 

“Whoa, really? Where do you live?” I asked him. (my matchmaking radar in full gear)

 

“ Palm Beach ”, he said.

 

 “Go figure, everyone says they’re from Palm Beach .”

 

“No, but unlike all the other guys I really am from Palm Beach., but staying out here with these friends for the week!”

 

After further interrogation in front of the produce counter, I found out that he was in his sixties,a  WEALTHY retired gentleman….my kind of client!

 

For more information about Serious Matchmaking free teleseminars to learn all my pick up lines for men, click here and email me:

 

www.janisspindelmatchmaker.com

 

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